It had been playing over the matrix for the last couple hours filling up Roy’s news feed on his commlink.

“We will make America strong again. We will make America proud again. We will make America safe again. And we will make America great again.”

Crack! BOOOONNNGGGG! Crack!

“Donald Trump shot on stage at rally….the liberty bell shot…a nearby emergency personnel exploded.”

It was amazing the truth that was currently hidden from the world. Trump wasn’t just killed, aliens had planned it. They also planned to switch his dead body with a clone. After all, nothing won elections like a candidate getting shot and surviving.

“Sure, I could have saved Trump” Roy thought for the hundredth time. “And if I hadn’t been changed into an Ork, the very thing Trump said he’d put in those Chicago concentration camps, I probably would have. But this was for the best. Trump was down in the polls, this way, the democrats would be blamed for the assassination. The aliens had seen to that. Pence would ride that bombshell for the win.”

Anyways Roy was pretty sure Trump would understand. He may not have liked it, but he did say “The point is that you can’t be too greedy.” and we are getting paid by both sides. The aliens and those looking to interfere with the alien’s plans. Trump had to respect that. Plus Trump was going to lose, and if there was one thing he didn’t like, it was losing. And Orks. This way Trump could claim in his dying breath that he didn’t lose, that the election was rigged.

Roy started up the preflight checklist while the rest of the group searched for the bomb that was no doubt placed in the plane. You can’t trust aliens after all.

The Tony Robbins Motivational Quote App™ provided the preflight quote

“Anyone who thinks my story is anywhere near over is sadly mistaken.” Donald Trumps voice delivered the quote over the comms.

Perhaps Trumps story wasn’t over, in a world with magic, spirits and aliens anything is possible.