Well, what a pickle that was. But I do so love a gherkin from time to time! Would have loved to see their smug Alien faces when Roy smashed their van into that Ambulance and brought final ruin to their foolishness! Still, they got what they wanted – one seriously dead clown. And it was a pleasure to fire that American rifle. I must say it is an awful lot like them – big, loud, blunt and extremely effective. Shame about that bell, but repeater rifles are difficult to control at the best of times and the alien threat caused more than a bit of strain. I wonder how they can not recognize the irony of such a named bell. Liberty Bell indeed! Those Americans, I swear.
Shame too that Rosenberg chap turned out to be a sympathizer at the least and possibly even an alien. Imagine, thinking that such as us, sworn enemies of the filth, would actually assist in his little plot. it was a nice bit of shooting that took out the thin man, but the destruction of the ambulance is what really scuttled their ship. No one trustworthy to take the body for replacement then, was there, wot?
Still, we held up our end of the bargain. Travel all over here and there. Check. Do all kinds of hinky things. Check. Shoot the madman with the silly hair. Check. Just like they asked. So where is our 100K? They gave it to us in X4! Unbelievable. What are mercenary standards coming to these days when a runner can’t even trust the Johnson, or Rosenberg, to pay up when a job is done? I can’t hid the grin a the silliness of the thoughts. Standards indeed!
Foolish Aliens. And they say we are arrogant. Those dumb runners couldn’t possibly have figured out their Alien overlord plan! Oh no, not those simple minded tools. Far too simple to ever figure it out, let alone put a stopper in it. Bah, it is almost embarrassing to have beaten them so easily at their little game.
Unless … unless they WANTED us to discover it all and to ruin it. Maybe the plan was to discredit Clinton, remove the clown and insert a favourable candidate of their own and win the country that way. But to do that they would have had to plan on us doing everything for them, then plan on us figuring out their plan, but understand that we are loyalists and were going to foil their plan at the same time as fulfilling the contract and so plan to have it foiled in such a way as to guarantee their real plan’s success. Which means that we just played into their hands and that they are even further along on their time line for invasion.
Ouch! That just hurt my brain.
Stop it and concentrate on getting blowing up the New Dawn crazies. Yep, back to Montreal to stop what seems to be yet another alien threat and maybe some more of the poutine. McDonalds may own the fries market, but these Canadians sure know how to innovate!