I know it’s hard to believe but i’m telling you the info i’ve got was smuggled out from one of the alien ships in area 51. The whole reason why aliens to anal probes and cattle mutilation is explained and why some humans get alien chips implanted in them.
Them aliens need methane to charge their phase conductors of their quantum engines. They got two choices Nelly the bovine or Bubba the human. Human methane doesn’t damage their phase conductors so a simple probe is used. Bovine methane needs to be refined by creating an osmosis filter out of their internal organs. That’s why the cattle mutilations.
And if the human produces methane quickly, then they chip them for easy finding later should they need them.
I’m telling you it is like that principle the Oklahoma Razor. You know the one that says the simpleton’s explanation is usually the better one.